The Phantom Flag Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Miller gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Miller is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
91%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Miller drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.