The Snap Count Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- The broadcast shows Miller on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
84%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Miller's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.