The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Miller's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.