The Hamstring Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Miller's stadium. Only over Miller.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Miller is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
89%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Miller's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.