The Garbage-Time Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- The team goes up 21 early and Miller gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
80%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Miller's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.