The Garbage-Time Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Miller gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
74%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Miller's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.