The Garbage-Time Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Miller gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Ref: "Number Miller, that's a flag." Miller: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Miller's stadium. Only over Miller.
85%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Miller, Miller, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.