The Late Scratch Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Coach says Miller is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
84%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Miller's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.