The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Coach says Miller is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
92%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Miller, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.