The Phantom Flag Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Miller scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
85%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Miller drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.