The Phantom Flag Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Miller runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
91%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Miller's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.