The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Miller's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
92%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Miller drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.