The Stuffed Run Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number Miller, that's a flag." Miller: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
86%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Miller, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.