The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Coach says Miller is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Miller gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
88%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Miller drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.