The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Miller gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
92%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Miller's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.