The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Ref: "Number Miller, that's a flag." Miller: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Miller runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
77%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Miller's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.