The Hamstring Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Miller is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
87%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Miller's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.