The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“The broadcast shows Miller on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Miller gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
85%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Miller's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.