The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Walker III is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
76%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Walker III, Walker III, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.