The Stuffed Run Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Walker III will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
91%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Walker III, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.