The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
- Walker III gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
85%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Walker III scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.