The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Walker III finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
79%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Walker III drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.