The Committee Backfield Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A mysterious flag erases Walker III's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
91%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Walker III scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.