The Late Scratch Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Walker III runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
72%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Walker III's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.