The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
- Walker III gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
81%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Walker III's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.