The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“The broadcast shows Walker III on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Walker III is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
82%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Walker III drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.