The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Coach says Walker III is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Walker III is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
90%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Walker III's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.