The Late Scratch Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Walker III runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
90%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Walker III's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.