The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Walker III's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
89%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Walker III drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.