The Committee Backfield Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Walker III gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Walker III finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Walker III drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.