The Phantom Flag Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Walker III sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
90%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Walker III scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.