The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Walker III is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
89%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Walker III scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.