The Phantom Flag Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Walker III is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Walker III's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.