The Fumble Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Gainwell's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Coach says Gainwell is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
77%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gainwell, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.