The Snap Count Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- The broadcast shows Gainwell on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Gainwell gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
81%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gainwell drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.