The Garbage-Time Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Gainwell rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
74%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gainwell, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.