The Garbage-Time Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Gainwell gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
83%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gainwell drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.