The Garbage-Time Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Gainwell gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
83%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Gainwell scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.