The Garbage-Time Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Gainwell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
86%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gainwell, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.