The Fumble Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Gainwell breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
78%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Gainwell scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.