The Late Scratch Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Gainwell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gainwell's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.