The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- The broadcast shows Gainwell on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Gainwell gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
84%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Gainwell scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.