The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
- Gainwell finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
85%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Gainwell, Gainwell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.