The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Ref: "Number Gainwell, that's a flag." Gainwell: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
80%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gainwell drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.