The Committee Backfield Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Gainwell gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
81%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gainwell's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.