The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Gainwell's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
74%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Gainwell, Gainwell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.