The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Ref: "Number Gainwell, that's a flag." Gainwell: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Gainwell's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
80%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Gainwell, Gainwell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.