The Garbage-Time Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Gainwell is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
84%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gainwell drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.