The Stuffed Run Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Gainwell finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Gainwell scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.