The Phantom Flag Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- A mysterious flag erases Gainwell's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Gainwell gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
80%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Gainwell, Gainwell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.